Sunday, September 1, 2013

Ben and Jerry's- Chocolate Cookie Dough

If you have not experienced the glorious flavor of Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, manufactured by world-renowned ice cream entrepreneurs Ben and Jerry's, then you have lived an unfulfilled life. Your life has had only some purpose. There has been no true content. (pathos-past three lines)

Men, women, children alike have all been a part of this special movement. (asyndeton) Since 1991, this more than popular flavor has served as the model for all cookie dough ice cream flavors since. Yet, this original and simple recipe stays true even from its humble beginnings. Are you ready to be a part of this historical movement? (rhetorical question)

There is a difference between this flavor and all other flavors. This flavor has variety. This flavor has exquisite taste. This flavor has balance. This flavor has name-recognition. This flavor has a unique combination of vanilla ice cream and chunks of cookie dough. This flavor has an effect so remarkable, it cannot be put into text on this very blog; this flavor is not a taste, it is an experience. Ice cream is a delicacy enjoyed by most of the world.

I urge the world to try this flavor. When in doubt, when there is no progress, when there is no hope, Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream is the first step in making things. Do it for not only yourself, but for the betterment of the world in which you inhabit, ultimately for mankind.

2 comments:

  1. Chocolate chip cookie dough is unquestionably the greatest ice cream flavor out there. Aram did a tremendous job persuading his audience to try this flavor by describing it as glorifying. This blog makes one want to drive out to Ralph's in order to purchase this delicious product. Anyone that reads this will absolutely agree with Aram. Amazing work!

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  2. This flavor of ice cream has to be the most satisfying flavor on the market. The fact that there are actual chunks of chocolate chip cookie dough in the ice cream pull every thing together and really make it enjoyable. Aram, your choice of diction was very persuasive and appealing. The post is very convincing to anyone. Maybe even someone who does not enjoy this flavor would reconsider it. When "this flavor is not a taste, it is an experience" was stated it made this flavor of ice cream seem like something much greater than what it actually is, I thought choosing to present the flavor like that was very unique and appealing, great job!

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