Monday, January 20, 2014

The Party...of the decade

The Party I plan on throwing is one that is memorable. The first thought of throwing a party is the when and where. The date of the party is going to be at the end of April, following tax week, a rainy season, the commemoration of the Armenian Genocide, and just a very down and sad time for most people. The venue of any good party is a home. A beachfront estate somewhere in Malibu will do the trick. There will of course be formal attire, but what will set this party apart from others is the class. There will be an open bar that does not serve alcohol to minors, but that will not be the highlight of the party. Each room in this glorious mansion, will have a special attraction. The mansion has a total of twenty three room, and only eleven will have attractions. The first room, will feature a mentalist and illusionist, that perform magic so mind-boggling that the rest of the party will be spent trying to figure it out. The second room will have a tattoo artist that gives free tattoos (real, henna, and even air-paint). The third room will feature a lecture about string theory, and will present theories about the creation of the universe. The fourth room will have a priest who will listen to confessions and offer advice about how to live a good, faithful life. The fifth room will have a rotation wall that makes head spin and create the illusion that the person in the room feel like they are spinning themselves. The sixth room is a place of full of wildlife and nature, and noises of nature playing in the background, where the party guest can get in touch with their inner self. The seventh room is an arcade where all classic games will be found. The eighth room is a celebrity meet and greet, where the world most famous celebrities, wealthy elite, politicians, and even civil rights activist (past and present) will talk for hours about their interests. The ninth room is a movie theater, with a concession stand that serves free everything. The tenth and final room is a giant dance floor, with multiple live bands, dozens of well-renowned DJ's, and of course a room full of happy and interested dancers looking to sweat all their troubles away.






4 comments:

  1. Aram, I hope you are not suggesting that by throwing a silly party that Armenians, like myself, will forget all about genocide at the end of April, no matter how grand or wonderful your party is. I am sure I can get over tax week and the rainy season but to forget my great grandmother’s suffering and massacre of most of her family by just attending your silly little party is just simply not happening.

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  2. That was a great party, Aram! Thank you for having me! Going through all ten of those attractions did make the night extremely interesting. Like you said the magic tricks those magicians performed were incredibly fascinating and I did dwell upon the impossible schemes they had planned. My favorite had to be the celebrity meet and greet attraction, where I was able to speak to Dave Franco.

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  4. Aram, you truly know how to throw an amazing party! The description of this event painted a beautiful picture in my head even before I came. I personally loved that there were countless rooms with many different attractions. It seemed as if everyone was having a good time, which is rare in an occasion like this.

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